Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!
me: tries to sign into my google account
google: this UGLY bitch just tried to HACK into your account. destroy all your electronic devices to prevent this
Take your anxiety meds with Red Bull to create SLOWFAST, the hot new emotion teens are raving about!
SlowFast™: It Feels Incredibly Bad.
“But wouldn’t they just cancel each other out?”
No.
They are both working so very much and I cannot stop it.
this man singlehandedly throws The biggest curveball i have ever witnessed in a cooking show
dont care if this is inappropriate im gonna force staff to look at it with a review anway


tumblr staff did say no to “human genitals” so of course they’d approve that chussy
This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show
The tides coming in, hurry up dude.
Will she arrive in time? We’re gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.
CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WE’RE SHOUTING “DO IT!”
WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY
AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.



















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